Monday, July 19, 2010

Nicole Panattoni

Okay, so first off I gotta say fuck you, Nicole. Your last name is IMPOSSIBLE to spell. Italian last names are a bitch. Let's get to know this Italian stunner a little bit better. Because I know pretty much nothing about her right now... and Nicole finds pleasure in that.



BASIC INFORMATION
Nicole Pannatoni is 30 years old in a few days. Can you believe it? 30. My mother is 10 years older than Nicole. That isn't a lot of years! Wow... That's really eye-opening. In other news, I found this interview from Girlposse.com... *wiggles eyebrows* I think I'm starting to like this website.


Another week and another model "wanna-be" leaves the show. This week we saw Nicole leave the fold - but did we see the real Nicole? Talking to her on the phone she was a lot more outgoing, funny and personable than we expected. In fact, she has been our favorite model interviewed to date.

What did we like about this girl? Just how open and honest she was about herself, and her experiences on the show. We began by asking her if she went out sooner than she thought she would. "Definitely. I definitely went out sooner." At first she didn't understand why she was chosen to leave, but watching the show on TV opened her eyes a bit. "After watching I have a good idea what happened. It seemed like my heart wasn't in it. It didn't seem like I wanted to be there. And I did want to be there. I did."

Modeling has been Nicole's life-long goal, but being on a reality show wasn't. "I didn't want to be on a reality show. I saw the commercial and went to the casting and got it. Which was great." But those cameras in her face 24/7 were a lot to take. The worst part of being on the show? "The cameras and me trying to run from them." She lets us know that in one show you can spot her in the background, running to the bathroom to escape the cameras. To get some time to herself, "I was hiding a lot". Which she thinks may have contributed to the general consensus that she didn't really want to be there.

The other negative to being on the show: the cattiness. "Some girls were pretty catty. I kept a lot to myself." She explained that while there was a lot of talking behind people's backs and in the "confessional", she handled problems directly with the girls themselves. Nicole also talked about the competitive nature of some of the girls. There was "definite competition. I am competitive but it didn't play out on the show...I think some of these girls really needed this to further their careers. I can do it without the show."

It wasn't all bad. Nicole sees a lot of positive to having been on the show. The best? "Probably the photo shoots. I did learn a lot working with the different photographers... The cover of Stuff Magazine...the exposure.... living in New York...... going out and having fun. Plus it is all on tape. Much better than a photo."

So what did she think of the show's creator, Tyra Banks? "I like Tyra. But she was a judge. She couldn't be our friend...... She's a good person." Did Nicole learn a lot from this supermodel? "Definitely. She was trying to help the girls." Nicole has also had some phone calls from Tyra since leaving the show.

So the big question remains: the boyfriend issue. "My only regret was my boyfriend at the time. Being focused on him.... When I was working I wasn't, but at night when I'd go home...." Notice she said boyfriend at the time. They are now broken up, and she is single, and plans to stay that way. "I want to be single!" Sorry guys. Does she still talk to the ex? "I talked to him last night and he feels really bad. He said sorry a lot." As he should. :)

Who does Nicole see being voted off next? She was quick to answer, "Ebony, Giselle, possibly Adrienne." It took a little longer for Nicole to choose who she thinks will win "I hope either Shannon or.....(long pause) Elyse. But I only hesitate with Elyse because she wants to be a doctor. She told me that many times. She has said 'send me home'." Which is a little hard to take as someone that has worked for years to be in the industry. "So I'll go with Kesse. Yep - Shannon and Kesse. Plus they're nice girls."

Nicole wasn't ready to leave the show at first. "As far as my career goes I wasn't ready to leave. Not at all." But when the judges announced their choices "I was ready. It was meant to be." But Nicole isn't done with modeling. "I'm aiming high. Victoria's Secret, Sports Illustrated, Maxim, that type. Fashion is so competitive. I'll stay in the industry. Definitely." We wish her the best of luck in her future!


I love that she admits to running and hiding from the cameras. Although I suppose I would do the same thing. She incorrectly predicted that Adrianne would be eliminated next... WRONG WRONG WRONG! If you didn't know, Adrianne won! Unlike you.
And here's another one! It's rather sexy. I don't know if it's real... because that model on the top is definitely not Nicole. *laughs* 




 So she's proud of her big tatas. I guess I would be too if I had them..? I don't know. And wow, she boxes! Well, she boxed back in 2003. Who knows what she's doing now. And the craziest thing she's done... walking 18 blocks? BORING. I've done crazier things than that, and no alcohol has touched my lips. Wow. Okay, so what the hell is she doing NOWADAYS? Let's find out! 

*doesn't find anything* 

Well, this is great. Nicole has apparently evaporated and is now orbiting the earth in the form of a trillion microparticles. Basically, she modeled for a little bit, and then got back with her boyfriend and raised a family. And when I mean "modeled for a bit", I mean this...


 Ew Ew Ew. That's a gross photo. Such a disgusting tan, and what a bad pose! She's right about her rack, though. It is something to be proud of. *nods*


ON THE SHOW
Nicole was eliminated third on the show. For not being committed to the show. And for being a jank Sandra Bullock look-a-like. Let's review her photos, shall we?


Not bad. Her body is sick! Those legs are hot and her rack is certainly a plus. The swimsuit looks great on her. The facial expression is waaaaay too harsh, though. I dislike how she looks like she's taking a shit. Not a good thing, my friend. NOT a good thing. She was scared of heights, supposedly? Let's see the video of this photoshoot, with Nicole being scared.


Well... she obviously had no fear of heights. The judges loved her. She was cold though... I'm surprised she wasn't nippin out. Her boobs are seriously like cantelopes. Nice, juicy cantelopes, that is... *winks*

Moving on! The next week, Nicole delivered another sex bomb photo.


 Her body is out of this world, but that face... UGH that horrible, pornographic face. I hate it here. It's not attractive whatsoever. First of all, close your goddamn mouth. Secondly, is there anyone home? You look like you've been staring at the camera for 5 minutes and you're starting to zone out. I hate it hate it hate it (the face). Body, yes. Face, fuck no. Let's watch Nicole in her second episode.


IT seems like she doesn't have much of a personality. Very laid-back, softspoken... rather boring. I think I would've eliminated her over Katie this week. Katie is more modelesque, in my very arrogant opinion. STUPID Tyra for not choosing the right model. First screw up of ANTM. Right here, bitches.

Thankfully, Tyra saw that Nicole was more sex monster than model, and eliminated her after Katie. Here's the photo that Nicole got eliminated for...


I hate this. The facial expression is SO SO SO SO SO jank. I mean... her eyes look nice. she actually reminds me of Sigrid Agren here a TINY bit. But a very disgusting, old cougar versian Sigrid Agren.


Do you see it? If you don't, you suck.


Let's watch Nicole fail effortlessly at the snake shoot. I must add that very gorgeous photos were produced at this photoshoot. Nicole was among the 2 or 3 girls that butchered it with a steak knife.


WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT PHOTO THEY SHOWED AT THE PHOTOSHOOT BEHIND THE SCENES WAS FREAKING GORGEOUS! Gah. I hate Tyra and her inability to choose the correct photo. No life in your eyes is better than "I'm trying so hard to impress everyone" eyes. Let someone else choose the photos! Like the photographer! Or Jay! Or me! ANYONE BUT YOU AND YOUR STANKY LITTLE FINGERS GETTING ALL OVER EVERYTHING! Blah. Tyra, I'm already sick of you, and we aren't even halfway through the first cycle. Bitch, if you continue like this, there'll be way more than just hell to pay.


PERSONAL OPINION
Well, I think she was a nice girl with huge tits. Not much else to her. I have to agree with Tyra that she wasn't as committed to the show as some of the other girls were. Things I like about her would include her boobs and her legs. Things I dislike about her would include her Sandra Bullock-like face and how she always manages to screw up a photo with her jankity-jank eyes.


RANDOM NICOLE PHOTOS



Overall, Nicole is yawn-worthy. I did not enjoy researching her. She has a great rack, though. Did I mention that?






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